Sunday, March 06, 2005

Megacolons & Swollen Urethras (Reprise)

I can see the search words that people use to find my blog. Poor people. Quite a few type in "Toxic Megacolon" and reach my post about how ridiculously funny those words sound together. I'm sure if you're looking for information about a toxic megacolon you're not in a joking mood. Who would be?

"Swollen urethra" is also a very popular search term and those people interested in learning more about swollen urethras get to read about me desperately trying to shove something into one (a catheter). I once had someone type in "sexy proctologists" and find me. I swear this is true. And I have no idea why my blog pops up for this search term; I don't think I've ever used the words "sexy" or "proctologist" until now. I also get a lot of "rectal exam videos" which refers to a post I wrote about a photographer showing up while my class watched a video of a rectal exam.

Clearly there is a need in cyberspace for more information about toxic megacolons, swollen urethras, sexy proctologists and rectal exam videos. If you're forced to click on something called "The *UNLIKELY* RN" to learn more about these topics, I can't imagine there is much competition.

I've spent the weekend preparing for two exams this week and getting my interview groove on. Nursing interviews are "behavioral" which means the nurse manager will ask me a question like "Tell me about a time when..." and I poop my pants.

Simple as that.

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Blogger Ilan Muskat said...

I summon the power of... recursion!

"Tell me about a time when you pooped your pants."

"Well, I was sitting in a room with an interviewer, and she asked me about a time when I pooped my pants, and I began to tell her a story about a time when I was sitting in a room with an interviewer..."

And then Monsieur Culdesac ran to the quartermaster's tent to retrieve your brown scrubs.

2:29 AM  
Blogger Ilan Muskat said...

And then I read a blog post which went:

which means the nurse manager will ask me a question like "Tell me about a time when..." and I poop my pants....and then I was asked a question about the Napoleonic war. And then I began to reply to a post about search results.

I feel strange, as if someone in a rabbit costume is standing outside of my house, and a jet engine is hurtling toward my room.

2:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can DO this. Those behaviorial interview questions are probably written by committee. I used to sit on those types of hiring committees and the questions are to keep the interviewers on track not to trip you up, really.

I used to do lots of talk shows, plus advise politicians on what to expect and rehearse with them. Here's the drill: expect certain questions. Think out your answers and take a few notes on what you want to say that will get your point across (think hidden messages here) Be sure to use your own words so you're comfortable. And don't hide your message too much - make sure you state your point because THEY WILL WRITE IT DOWN.

Look in the mirror and practice making eye contact with yourself if you have no one else to practice with. Rehearse your lines.

And hell, don't worry too much. Nurses are IN DEMAND, hon. They need you.

Third Degree Nurse

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